chapter 10

chapter 10 Arou’s story

Arou! What are you doing here!I thought that you… When the giant green hand grabbed me I thought I was a goner too! I even fainted! When I woke up, I was in a weird factory with this green gooey stuff in these sciency looking containers that you only see in movies. I also saw many other fruits and vegetables. When I tried to get up I found that I was strapped to a very comfortable bed. At the time I had no idea what was going on. I heard a scream from somewhere. Followed by a “please stop!” at the time I thought everyone was getting tortured but what was happening was much much worse. Suddenly two mutated pieces of broccoli grabbed me and carried me to a room in it there was a sink a toothbrush and dome toothpaste. I thought that whoever was there was a “brush your teeth” freak. I have never known anyone to brush their teeth. Little did I know that was the reason I was their. So a fruit dares to venture to the forest of mutated broccoli. Well I guess it is time we tested this on a fruit although I wish you had caught the triplet that was never found but I guess this pear will do. Take him to…. THE SINK!!!!!!!! No anywhere but that! I pleaded but the mutated broccoli pieces were merciless. It was like a nightmare that came true I was forced to brush my teeth! Wait Arou you don’t have teeth said Bou. Yes I do! I thought and thought of a way to escape but there wasn’t any way to do it! Suddenly I had an idea! I just brushed my teeth! I yelled. Really? Asked the mutated broccoli. Yes I did. Well then we’ll just have to let you go. But first you must eat pie! Muahahahahahahahahah !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok I said. So I ate pie. Then they just let me go. Weird. Yeah why would anyone want to find the third triplet that was never found? Wondered Arou. I don’t even know anything about that story. Said an apple you’ve never heard of the story of the triplets? No I don’t think I did. Well we’ll just have to tell you. It all started like this…

chapter 9

Chapter 9

The war of many deaths

“arg fhd fkg tu?” said Bonka-Bonka in a language.

“Well, wherever they came from they came to die!” said Biggabooboo.

But after Biggabooboo said that, TONS more spices and fruits appeared!

“We have come to defeat you, Biggabooboo!” said a voice. Everyone turned and looked at who had said that, and it turned out that the person who said that was long and thin, and wore a black cape and a mask. Yes, that person was the Pastaman!

“Dun dun dun!!” said some weirdo in the large group.

“You! I have finally found you!! Today will be the day of your death!!” said Biggabooboo.

“I will not die today or tomorrow or yesterday but you will!!”

Well prove it. I will. said the Pastaman Attack !!! Biggabooboo and the Pastaman said in unison. Then came the biggest war in all of foodonia. The war began in 1228 and ended in 1238 so the war lasted for ten long years. They fought and fought and more and more people were killed. It is such a terrible battle that I cannot describe how terrible it was. Finally Biggabooboo and BonkaBonka said muahahahahahahahahahaha and disappeared. Then Bigabooboo’s army said muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha and disappeared. Everyone except one acorn who couldn’t say Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha because he had laryngitis. So he could only say muahahahahahahahahahahacoughhahahahacoughcoughha . Look a prisoner! Bou said. acorn, tell us how bigabooboo escaped. He escaped by saying muahahahahahahahacoughhahahahahacoughcoughhachha

and he went to… aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! A flying grapelike squirrel! Run for your lives! The squirrel jumped on the acorns head and bopped him on the bean. Bou grabbed the squirrel and gave it to someone to eat. Well we’d better… WAIT!!! Someone yelled that person was none other than Arou!

chapter 8

Chapter 8

The Spice Kingdom

“The spice kingdom? I am not familiar with this kingdom. Are you?” said Larry.

“No, I don’t think I am.”

“Well, let’s talk to that resident over there.”

So they went to the weird looking food.

“Hey you, where are we?”

“Wel u ar att te spise kindum.”

“I don’t think he is a good speller because he misspelled a lot of words,” whispered Larry.

“Ar u viciters?”

“Yeah, I guess.”

“Wel folou mee.”

So they followed the strange looking food to the castle. On their way they saw many other strange foods. They came to the throne room. On the throne sat a jalapeno pepper.

“O gret kin Gugaguga, I haf fownd these vicitors. They apeer too bee fejtabls and froots,” said the weird food.

“Why have you come here?” asked the great king Gugaguga.

“We have come to escape the great king Biggabooboo and Bonka-Bonka.”

“Ah-ha! So where is your leader?” asked king Gugaguga.

“He’s right here. Pastaman! Pastaman, where are you? He must have left.

“Well, we need to destroy king Biggabooboo and Bonka-Bonka so the world can live in peace,” said the random weirdo.

“Well, we will help you destroy the evil Biggabooboo, and restore peace to this world,” said king Gugaguga. “But where are these Biggabooboo and Bonka-Bonka?”

“They are on the other side of the forest,” said Larry.

“Ah. Then we will take the shortcut!”

“What’s the shortcut?”

“Everyone here say ‘oof’.”

“What kind of shortcut is ‘oof’, anyway?” asked Ernie. But then instantly after Ernie and Gugaguga said “oof”, they vanished. “Ok, everyone say “oof”. NOW!”

Then everyone said “oof”. Everyone disappeared. They all appeared outside of the forest., face to face with king Biggabooboo and Bonka-Bonka’s army.

“This can’t be good,” said Larry.

chapter 7

Chapter 7

The forest of mutated broccoli

“The forest of mutated broccoli? Do you mean that HUGE forest with giant mutant broccoli that everyone who has entered it never returned?”

“Yep, that’s the one,” said Bou.

“AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!” everyone except Ernie yelled.

“What’s so bad about that?” said Ernie. “I LIKE broccoli.”

“Really? I thought you only ate squash,” said Larry.

“Well I am a piece of broccoli.”

“YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!” everyone cheered. Broccoli would never dare attack broccoli or people with it. Or would they?

Then out of nowhere a giant piece of broccoli jumped onto one of the boats. The boat began to sink. The people on the boat jumped to another one.

Ernie stared into the mutated broccoli’s eyes and said clearly “Leave them alone and go eat king Biggabooboo.

“O………..K…..” said the hypnotized mutated broccoli. The mutated broccoli headed towards the fruit kingdom.

“How did you do that?” asked Bou.

“Well, my dad taught me how to hypnotize people.”

“Why didn’t you use it on king Biggaboobooo?” asked Larry.

“I never thought about doing that,” said Ernie.

Then all of a sudden a giant green hand appeared and grabbed Arou.

“Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help!”

“No! Arou!” But it was too late. Arou was gone. Forever.

“Well now what?” said Ernie.

“Well according to my calculations that giant piece of broccoli is going to attack again. So we better be prepared.”

“Get the guns ready!” roared Bou.

“What’s a gun?” asked Ernie.

“I have no idea,” said Bou. “I just wanted to say that. Well anyway I am going to invent a weapon.”

“Ok,” said Larry, “go ahead and do that. Mutated pieces of broccoli straight ahead.”

“Do they know we’re here?” said a random weirdo.

“Gasp! It’s a random weirdo!”

“I guess I am the evil random weirdo except I’m not evil.”

“Oh good.”

“Did you do your shopping?” said the random weirdo.

“Yeah. Anyway they don’t know we’re here.”

“Good because I have a plan!!” said the random weirdo. “Any trees?”

“Yeah we put an entire tree on the boat earlier.”

“Why?” asked a banana.

“Because pssssssssst psssssssssssssst pssssssst.”

“Ohhhh, I see.”

So the banana and weirdo went below deck.

“What are they doing?” asked Larry.

“I don’t care because I’m testing out my new invention,” said Bou.

“You’re done with the invention?”

“Yep.”

“What will you call it?”

“I will call it the catapult.”

“Hey! That’ll work perfectly!” said the random weirdo.

So they loaded the catapult and shot at the mutated piece of broccoli. The mutated piece of broccoli was killed instantly.

Then they saw something they never saw before. Something that didn’t look a vegetable or any kind of food they ever saw. And behind it was a HUGE castle. And a sign said “Welcome to the Spice kingdom.”

chapter 6

Chapter 6: The fruit kingdom

“Where are we?” said Larry.

“No clue,” said Ernie.

A minute later, Bou and Arou appeared out of nowhere.

“Wow, you just appeared out of nowhere!” exclaimed Larry.

“Yeah, I guess we did,” said Arou. “Anyway, I am Arou, and he is Bou.”

“Hi Arrow and Bow,” said Ernie.

“It is spelled B-o-u, and Arou’s name is spelled A-r-o-u.”

“No it isn’t! It’s spelled B-o-w, and Arou’s name is spelled A-r-o-w-w,” said Ernie.

“Oh never mind,” said Bou. “We need to get to the Pastaman.”

“The Whoman?” asked Larry.

“The Pastaman,” said Bou. “He lives at the castle.” “What castle?” “The one right over their.”

On their way to the castle, Larry and Ernie noticed that everyone was a fruit.

“Where are we?” said Larry.

“We’re at the Fruit Kingdom!!!” said Arou.

“The slootdom?” said Ernie.

“The fruit kingdom,” corrected Bou.

They kept on walking when they finally got to the castle. They went to the throne room.

“Hi! I am the king’s servant,” said some weird banana. “What do you want?”

Bou said, “Well weird banana, the great Pastaman told us to rescue Larry and Ernie.

“Oh yeah, I remember,” said Arou.

“Well anyway, we rescued them, so what do we do with them?” asked Bou.

“Well, I’ll take them for now,” said the weird banana.

When Bou and Arou left, the weird banana said, “MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- HAHAHAHA!!!!!” I am king Biggabooboo’s servant!! And I’m going to eat you!!!”

“Oh dear,” Ernie and Larry said at the same time.

Luckily the weirdo was so loud that everyone in the castle heard him. Then everyone came and tackled him and put him in jail.

“That was a close one,” said Ernie.

“Yep,” said Larry.

Bou and Arou came back.

“Well anyway,” said Bou, “where are the enemies attacking?”

“Well,” said the king’s servant, “they are attacking from the north, and they are lead by the king Biggabooboo’s brother.”

“Do you mean…” started an orange.

“Yes. King Bonkabonka.”

“Who is he?” said Larry and Ernie in unison.

“He is the nut of nuts. The king of THE NUT KINGDOM!!”

“Oh,” said Larry and Ernie in unison.

“You mean one of the triplets?” said Larry.

“Yes,” said Bou.

“We need a new place to hide,” said a banana.

“I’ll say you do,” said a very familiar voice.

“It’s King Bigabooboo!!!”

“The army is here, and so am I and my brother.”

“Run to the river!!”

So everyone ran to the river and got on boats.

“The current is carrying us to the forest of mutated broccoli!!!!!!!”

chapter 5

Chapter 5: something exciting-ish

As soon as Larry and Ernie ate the doughnuts, they went to the castle. They said to the guard, “Hi! We are people who are wanted! Can we see the king?”

The guard thought they said, “Hi! We are some of the kings’ friends. Can we see the king?” “Sure,” he said. “Follow me.”

The Guard led them to the Evil bigabooboo’s throne room. When they got there, the great king Bigabooboo said, “At last! Now we have the stupid Ernie & the smart (but not quite as smart as me) Larry.”

“Huh?” said Ernie.

“Take them to the executioning room!”

Some fruits were listening in on the conversation.

“What are we going to do?” said the apple.

“Wait for a bird with a letter to come,” said the pear.

“That’s the stupidest thing I ever heard,” said the apple.

But sure enough a bird with a letter came. The letter said:

Dear Bou and Arou

We’re under attack! Get back to the Fruit Kingdom as fast as possible!

Sincerely

The Pastaman.

Meanwhile, Larry and Ernie were in big trouble.

“What are we going to do?” cried Ernie.

“Let’s listen to what the guards are saying,” suggested Larry.

The squash guards were standing outside the jail cell.

“Do you know where the keys are?” said one guard.

“I think I left it in the cell where that tomato and that broccoli are. Isn’t that where they’re supposed to be?”

“Yeah, I guess you’re right. Where’d you put it in the cell, though?”

“I put it right next to the window.”

“Good idea.”

So Larry went to the window and took the key. He unlocked the cell, and said to the guards, “um, we have to go to the bathroom.”

“OK,” said the guards. “Go right ahead.”

Unluckily, Larry and Ernie ran into King Biggabooboo.

“WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING OUT OF YOUR CELL?!” he yelled.

“We have to go to the bathroom,” said Ernie.

“I’m not falling for that old trick!” said King Biggabooboo.

“We really do!” insisted Ernie.

“Get back to your — OOF!” An apple and a pear broke a hole in the wall and landed on top of King Biggabooboo.

“Quick! Grab hold of that vine that just appeared out of nowhere and swing out that hole in the wall!”

“But I have to go to the bathroom!” said Ernie.

“Who cares? You’ll have to wait till later!”

“Fine,” said Ernie.

So they grabbed hold of the vine, and they swung into another dimension. Just kidding. Unluckily, they said “oof” and fell all the way down into a well.

When they got back out they were somewhere else.

chapter 4

Chapter 4: The Evil Store Clerk

Ernie went into the supermarket and got some doughnuts and went to the store clerk.

The store clerk said, “I need to put some stuff in these doughnuts, because, uh…uh…um…I forgot to put sugar in them.”

“Sure! Go right on ahead!” said Ernie.

So the store clerk just sort of put in ‘Make you go to the King Poison’. “Here you go,” he said. “Now! Give me the money!”

“O-okay, here’s five dollars,” Ernie said as he gave the store clerk some money. Then Ernie left.

“Do you want your change?” said the store clerk.

chapter 3

Chapter 3: Evil Land

When they got to Evil Land, they figured out that the Evil Biggabooboo was the king of this land, and he told everybody to kill them, or at least bring them over to him so he could eat them, and they would be rewarded with all the vegetables they could eat (which, of course, were his guards), and then, later, he would eat the person who ate his guards, but he didn’t put it in the advertisement.

A squash found Larry, and threw a net over him. Then he said,

“MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I am evil! And soon I will eat the king’s guards!”

“Oh dear, I’m gonna die,” said Larry.

And then some weirdo who looked like a broccoli jumped down and stabbed the squash in the head with a knife. The weirdo, who was smart for once, was Ernie.

They ate the squash (Because remember they eat squash if you don’t remember that you’re a weirdo).

Anyway some other random weirdo came and said to get in the oven.

Larry jumped into the oven (you’ll find out why in a minute), and Ernie grabbed Larry and said, “I just remembered I have to go shopping.”

Now do you wanna know why Larry jumped into the oven?

Well, there was this ‘Super Make Smart People Stupid Ray 2000’ that was pointing at Ernie and Larry. As soon as they got out of the ray, they weren’t stupid anymore. So you should understand why Ernie wasn’t going to go in there, because he remembered what happened last time.

“Uh…Ernie…why are we heading for the supermarket?”

“Because I told the random weirdo that I had to go shopping, so that’s what we’re doing.”

“You’re so stupid I’m changing the course,” said Larry.

“But I need a doughnut.”

“Oh, fine! Get your dead baby doughnut! But follow these rules: One: if anyone stares at you suspiciously, run out of the shop and two: get one for me too.”

“Sure,” said Ernie who wasn’t listening.

“Do you want to hear what I said again?”

“Sure,” said Ernie.

“Okay. Follow these rules: One: if anyone stares at you suspiciously, run out of the shop and two: get one for me too. Do you want to hear what I said again?”

“No, of course not,” said Ernie. “What makes you think I’d want to hear it again?”

chapter 2 of vegetable wars

Chapter 2: The Great Escape

“Ohhhhhhh…” Ernie said. “You’re smart.”

“Less talking more bouncing”, said Larry

The guards were gaining on them. With their knives and forks they looked ferocious.

“Why don’t we split up?” said Ernie.

“I was going to say that.” Ernie went left, and Larry went right.

Ernie, of course, was running into the guards. At the last moment, Ernie front flipped over the guards and ran away.

Larry, of course, was being smart. He climbed up a vine that was on a wall, and said, “Abracadabra”, and knives and forks appeared in front of him. Then he attacked the guards. They all ran away. One of them died, and later was eaten by the Evil Biggabooboo. Larry decided to chase the guards, and instead saw a bleeding Ernie.

For some reason there was a ketchup bottle right next to him (poor tomatoes, always being treated like animals!). Then he looked at the blood, and said, “This isn’t blood! It’s ketchup!”

In other words tomato guts. “Ewwww! Said Larry

“Fooled ya!” said Ernie.

“You did not!”

And then they went the other way where Larry had climbed the vine. The surviving guards looked for them, but they didn’t find them because they were stupid. Stupider than Ernie. So they decided to attack each other so they could have something to eat.

Then they snuck out of the castle. Ernie got Larry to have him move to Evil Land.

chapter 1 of vegetable wars

Chapter 1: The Unnamed Chapter

Once upon a time there were some vegetables that liked to eat each other. Two vegetables (Larry the tomato and Ernie the broccoli) only ate squash. And then they met the Evil Biggabooboo. And the Evil Biggabooboo was a cannibal (like all vegetables). The Evil Biggabooboo said,

“Can I have you for dinner? I mean, can you come to dinner?”

“Okay!” Said Larry and Ernie.

The next day, Larry was suspicious.

Ernie said, “Who cares? We’re gonna have lotsa food.”

Larry went with Ernie to stuff himself up.

When they got there, the Evil Biggabooboo said, “Will you please go into the kitchen? All the food is in there.”

When they got in, Ernie said, “I don’t see any food.”

“That’s because you’re the food!”

“I don’t get it”, said Ernie.

“It’s no joke. Get in the oven”, said the Evil Biggabooboo.

“You mean there’s food in there?”

“Yes”, said the Evil Biggabooboo.

“Okay, I’ll go in.”

Larry said, “You can go in. I’ll stay here. You go check.”

Then the Evil Biggabooboo said, “No! You have to go in, too!”

Larry said, “okay, as long as you promise not to turn the oven on.”

“Well, uh, sure”, said the Evil Biggabooboo.

Larry got in. And as soon as he got in, he zoomed back out. And he grabbed Ernie, too.

“Come back here!” said the Evil Biggabooboo.

Ernie said, “What about the food?”

“There is no food!” said Larry.

“Guards, seize them!”