chapter 11
Chapter 11
The story of the three triplets
Once upon a time a lady had 3 triplets. Now 2 of those triplets wanted to rule the world when they grew up the other one just wanted to live in peace. One day the third triplet heard the other two triplets talking about getting him out of the way like in the movies. Anyway the third triplet was very scared and he ran off. The other 2 triplets were disappointed. They had only wanted to throw him into a bottomless pit of doom. Was that really that bad? Anyway the third triplet was rumored to have gone into a cave and drink something that caused him to forget who he was. But that was just a rumor it probably isn’t real at all. Anyway the other 2 triplets as you might have guessed are Biggabooboo and Bonka-Bonka. Now think about who you think might be the third triplet that we know. Think of someone with a weird name. All eyes turned to Gugaguga king of spices. Why are you all looking at me like that? You are the third triplet! Everyone yelled excitedly. Why because of my weird name? You’re crazier than that acorn over there. Actually you’re nuts! The rumor must be true! Yelled an orange. He doesn’t know who he is! Cried a banana. Or maybe he isn’t the third triplet! Yelled Larry. You’re nuts cried the acorn. No you are. Does Biggabooboo look like a spice to you? No he’s, I don’t know he doesn’t look like anything to me he just looks like a big fat macaroni thing without holes on it and bonka-bonka is an even FATTER one! said the acorn. Cough cough. Coughed the acorn oh by the way. Said Bou There is a prophecy that says that the third triplet followed by a strange army and a faithful apple and pear and a brilliant tomato and a stupid piece of broccoli Will destroy the evil 2nd and 3rd triplet and bring peace to foodonia. The faithful apple is me and the pear is Arou and the brilliant tomato is Larry and the stupid piece of broccoli is Ernie. What did you just call me? A stupid broccoli piece? Yes said Bou. Oh I thought you called me a dumb broccoli piece never mind. Stupid does mean smartest person in the world right? Yep said Bou. OK and brilliant means dumb right? Yep said Bou not listening. Hey! Yelled Larry What? Said Bou. You said that brilliant meant dumb! What are you talking about? Said Bou. Never mind, can I take a look at that prophecy? Sure!
An army led by 6 shall destroy an army of thousands the leaders of 2 kingdoms must unite. 2 outlaws
From the vegetable kingdom and the great one known as pasta! The 3 triplets will unite! And only 2 of
them will live to see another day. One of the 6 will die. No one knows why. He will die of mysterious causes.
Even the kings may die. The 6 leaders are the king of fruits the king of spices too and also their should be
Stupid broccoli and a brilliant tomato and also there are 2 very loyal fruits too! They must go alone but one
Will die! And the world will be safe.
For now!
Kind of grim poem don’t you think? I quite agree but why do us 6 have to go alone? Said Arou I don’t know. Said Bou. Maybe we have to be captured and go in the castle and escape and kill Biggabooboo in the process. But what is this only 2 will live to see another day part about? Will the 3rd triplet die? I mean there are 2 leaders there but maybe it means… wait a minute there’s more fancy writing! Said Ernie
It says…
One of the 6 will have powers untold his magic has he learned in times of old. Descended from the great
magician Croblico! Croblico .
“Croblico! You mean that great magician guy that saved all of foodonia! I hope it’s me that is his descendant,” said Bou.
“Don’t be ridiculous! He wasn’t a fruit, he was a vegetable!” said Larry.
“How do you know that!?” said Arou.
“I looked it up in the dictionary!” said Larry.
“Ha!” said that acorn guy. “You’re nuts! He was a nut!”
“Haa” said that guy that couldn’t spell correctly. “Hee wath ah spise!”
“QUIET!” yelled Gugaguga the people who wrote the prophecy wouldn’t have wrote it unless they wanted us to find out along the way! No one talked for 5 minutes. So aren’t we supposed to go on a journey or something? For the prophecy? Said Larry. Yep well let’s go. Said bou. Wait a minute where’s Ernie?
